
ROCK N' ROLL DANCE PARTY
Who Are The Mercenaries?
Are you looking for an irreverent, fun loving band who will help you let loose and get your freak on without letting you down or freaking you out? The Mercenaries are the house band of your dreams -- professional, consummate musicians who come ready to take requests, improvise, and hype the crowd. The Mercenaries make it their mission to inject fun and energy into any occasion - from intimate house parties, to corporate events in need of serious amplification. Plus they dig Boomers, X-ers, Zeds, and Millennials. That’s just facts, fam.
Weddings
Big, small, country, city; we do them all. We know thousands of tunes, and will learn one or two songs for your special day. The Mercenaries are not your run-of-the-mill traditional wedding band; but you’re probably not your run-of-the-mill couple ‘bout to get hitched.
What we do is excel at creating a Super Awesome Dance Party

Parties
Birthday parties, anniversary parties, big and small, The Mercenaries do it all!

Corporate
The Mercenaries will provide the perfect soundtrack for your work gathering -- whether it’s a small awards ceremony, a larger team-building session, or a straight-up bash to celebrate a job well done, we will arrive ready to rock. We have a history of pumping up the party factor:
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West End Phoenix House band
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Massey Hall House Band for Late Night with Classic Albums Live
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Toronto Oktoberfest House Band for - Heino’s Polka Dot Doors
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The Gemini's House Band
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Just For Laughs House Band
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LG Electronics Holiday Party
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James Corden Show Band
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Aurora WinterFest Holiday House Band
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Harley Davidson 100th Anniversary
Ian Goodtimes and his projects have been a huge part of my businesses The Dakota Tavern and The Hayloft Dancehall. Ian and his Mercenaries held down the coveted Sunday night residency slot for 6 years. At the Hayloft he played every opening weekend and most of our long weekend special events. The reason is simply he is consistently the hardest working and most entertaining man I know. Ian is a community builder in a community that needs more leaders and gig bosses like him. His genuine love for performing and entertaining attracts some of the countries best musicians who all want to play on his stage. What that does for a venue is create a spectacle vibe at every show that is invaluable to the story of the venue. I'm proud to have been part of Ian's story and grateful he is part of mine.
— Shawn Creamer, The Concert Hall, Dakota Tavern, Hayloft Dance Hall, The Wheatsheaf Tavern


Year after year, Barenaked Ladies keeps me busy touring the world, but I’ve been lucky enough to have been in Mr. Goodtimes’ musical orbit for over three decades. Besides several guest appearances together, Ian also played my wedding, my 40th birthday and my 50th. My wife often jokes that Goodtimes is already booked for my funeral!! When it comes to celebrations, I always want Ian there, conducting things and rocking out with The Mercenaries, his coterie of kick-ass Toronto musicians and singers. A built in bonus here is that Goodtimes is an experienced and professional band leader who attracts top-tier players by running a well organized and tight musical ship, complete with PA, lights, and production if you need it.
Live music can be stressful to organize, but with the Mercenaries, your party will be a mega-memorable, musically glorious throwdown that people will talk about for years. His name does not lie peope, Ian Goodtimes is a guaranteed winner! I couldn’t be happier recommending Ian and The Mercenaries to anybody seeking the absolutely best band for the most awesome occasions, in venues of any size, for people of all ages. Bring on the good times!
- Tyler Stewart
Drummer, Singer
Barenaked Ladies since 1990
Thanks again for last night. Everyone had a blast. You guys were great!
Ian is one of the great entertainers in Toronto!

